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Monster Girlfriend (Complete Trilogy Omnibus)

Marie Cardno
SKU: 978-1-9911968-2-8
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Monster Girlfriend (Complete Trilogy Omnibus)

Marie Cardno
Sale price $59.99Regular price
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A deluxe, limited-edition hardcover omnibus of all three Monster Girlfriend books, signed by the author, featuring a rainbow-foiled naked hardcover in vibrant pink with custom stenciled edges, and full-colour interior illustrations.

A love story for the monster in all of us

She's just a girl, standing in front of another girl, trying to remember the normal number of eyeballs.

It’s six, right? Got to be six. Definitely a round number.

Maybe more than six?

Dating's tough when you're an eldritch horror. Luckily, the monstrous Trillin has her many eyes set on a witch who is equally enthralled with her - in, like, a crush way, not a mindless-thrall way.

Sian has always been fascinated by the alien dimension Trillin hails from, and frankly, when a formless monstrosity literally shapes herself a body to get your attention... you're going to pay attention, right?

It's just a shame each of their worlds want to destroy the other.

And that if Sian so much as glimpses Trillin in her own world, her mind and body are overwhelmed by terror.

And that if they try to get a moment to themselves in Trillin's world, the world itself tries to absorb Sian's entire consciousness to add to its own monstrous mind.

What's a sweet tentacle monster to do?

Meet Sian and Trillin as they fall in love and change the fabric of reality in this chaotic sapphics monster romance featuring all your favourite vibes:

  • idiots to lovers

  • world might end, better have a cup of tea

  • “I’ll be a monster for you”

  • happily ever - oh ffs what now

SKU: 978-1-9911968-2-8

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Marie Cardno grew up in Ōtepoti Dunedin and now lives somewhat further north, halfway between the sea and a French bakery. She writes stories about love, magic, and strange and wonderful worlds.

Marie’s debut, How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) won Best Novella at the 2023 Sir Julius Vogel Awards. How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is her second book.

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