How to Get the Girl (And Not Destroy the World)

    Marie Cardno
    How to Get the Girl (And Not Destroy the World)

      How to Get the Girl (And Not Destroy the World)

      Marie Cardno
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      They say you can never go home. They don’t tell you that it’s because the people you left behind split time itself into a million glittering shards, trying to figure out where you went.

      In the final book of the Monster Girlfriend trilogy, Sian and Trillin return to where it all began.

      …kind of.

      The Monster Girlfriend trilogy is a sapphic monster rom-com between a sweet tentacle monster and a witch who fireballs first and asks questions later, unless she's distracted, in which case—ooh, what's over there?

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      ABOUT THE AUTHOR

      Marie Cardno grew up in Ōtepoti Dunedin and now lives somewhat further north, halfway between the sea and a French bakery. She writes stories about love, magic, and strange and wonderful worlds.

      Marie’s debut, How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) won Best Novella at the 2023 Sir Julius Vogel Awards. How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is her second book.

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      How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen Marie Cardno
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      How to Get the Girl (And Not Destroy the World)
      How to Get the Girl (And Not Destroy the World) Marie Cardno
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