{"product_id":"ghoul-as-a-cucumber-signed-luxe-edition","title":"Ghoul as a Cucumber (Signed Luxe Edition)","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou discover that the three hot AF ghosts who haunt your manor house are madly in love with you. What do you do?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ea. Run away screaming.\u003cbr\u003eb. Call a priest for an immediate exorcism.\u003cbr\u003ec. Get a little kooky and spooky with all three of them...together...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm Bree Mortimer, and I chose option c.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's right - me and my three ghosts are a thing now. I'm officially a #ghostslut and I'm okay with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd now that I've discovered I possess resurrection magic, I might just be able to bring them back to life again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is if the dark priests of the Order of the Noble Death would stop raising serial killers from the dead to come after me. And if I can keep my parents and my ex-bully from discovering the truth about my ghostly powers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh, and I should probably figure out why it's impossible to admit that I have feelings for them. I want to jump their bones every second of the day, but when I try to say those three little words, I get seriously spooked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow can you fall in love with someone when they're already dead?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eBree and her ghostly men are back for another spooky adventure in Ghoul As a Cucumber, book 3 of this darkly humorous cosy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start reading!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Steffanie Holmes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51954669977922,"sku":"9781991099389","price":69.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/2144\/0066\/files\/9781991099389_p0_v1_s1200x1200.jpg?v=1770681903","url":"https:\/\/theinkpot.co.nz\/products\/ghoul-as-a-cucumber-signed-luxe-edition","provider":"The Ink Pot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}